Meet the Blogger

Tagged by aviholic

Rules: insert your answers to questions to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers. 

Name: Samuel

Nickname: Emerson

Birthday: Sept. 30th

Gender: Male

Sexuality: declined to state

Height: 5’10

Time Zone: PST socal

What time and date is it there: 1:21 9/16/2014

Average hours of sleep I get every night: 5-6 hours

The last thing I googled was: basalt tiles

My most used phrases: shoot me in the face

First word that come to mind: open chapel

What I last said to a family member: ok bye

One place that makes me happy and why: museums, I love to learn more things outside textbooks. museums are beautiful, I get to walk as fast and slow as I want without people judging me. I get to go alone without looking weird.  

How many blankets I sleep under: 1 

Favorite beverages: boba

The last movie I watched in cinema: how to train your dragon 2

What you find most attractive in the opposite sex: how down to earth they are

3 things I can’t live without: i seriously don’t know, I thought about this question for 5 min

Something I plan on learning: piano

A piece of advice for all of my followers: the world is complicated as it is, keep life simple and appreciate the small things.

Tagging the following:

erincamera, brad-fordeescapebybooksheyshirlayywine-n-roses

ok yea im not that popular im tumblr, so only 5 ppl

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aviholic:

awesomemerson is back on tumblr!!!!!!!! <3

hi dere

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Oh god I need to share this with the world

allaboardthepartyelk:

ever4far:

kewilom:

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i love story time on tumblr

GUYS I AM IN ACTUAL TEARS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD 

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firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Oh

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ladyhistory:

Yet another installment of the Captioned Adventures of George Washington.

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myidealhome:

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almatranquila:

Re-Fucking-Tweet

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vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

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englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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(Source: englland)

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ladyhistory:

Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

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pikachuluvr44:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

He regrets doing this show with children.

(Source: averagebritishteenager)

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timelordparadise:

feeblethekey:

whateverdoubleloserr:

chicagno:

RULES OF FASHION

  1. you think it’s pretty?
  2. wear it

okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.

Oh you smooth fuck

you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs

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